Here are some of the hilarious and shocking stories submitted by our followers, presented exactly as they were written!
👜 Slept with a leather shoe
A long time ago, when I was working in Tokyo,
I fell asleep on the last train hugging my clutch bag 💤
When I tried to get off at Asagaya Station,
my clutch bag had turned into a dirty leather shoe 👞😭
I was hugging that dirty leather shoe 👞😭
Total damage: approx. 17,000 yen
About the price of Hakushu 2025 😅
💡 Clutching a broken light
About 20 years ago, when I was a university student,
my senior made me drink so much that I rode my bicycle home completely drunk.
I fell down many times on the way home,
and when I woke up the next morning, I was surprised to find myself clutching the broken bicycle light that broke when I fell.
※Drunk driving is illegal
🚉 Destination Osaka, arrived at...
I tried to go to Osaka, but ended up in Kobe.
❄️ Canal dive and online listing
I remember diving into an irrigation canal in the middle of winter when I was plastered!
The next day, my friend and I fished out my abandoned jacket from the canal with a fishing rod ✨
I listed and transferred the jacket on a certain online auction site (´▽｀)
I washed it thoroughly, so I guess it's past the statute of limitations?
🍷 A night in Maibara
After work, I opened more than one bottle of wine at Osaka Station,
fell asleep on the train home, and woke up at Maibara Station!
Of course, I couldn't go back and ended up spending the night in the station square...
🥃 Japanese whiskey, you say!
I once saw a somewhat mischievous young man, nicely tipsy,
saying, "Wow, there's so much Japanese whiskey!" and
taking two bottles of a certain "landmine-style" brand to the register 😅
🌲 To become tree nutrients?
I don't remember, but I was apparently very drunk,
and when I was about to throw up, I was stumbling around looking for a tree.
To become tree nutrients (lol)
🖊️ Face graffiti rule
In my group, if you get drunk and fall asleep, writing on your face is mandatory.
It washes off after a night's sleep, but the pillowcase turns black (lol)
🚃 Overslept for over 2 hours...
Drank too much and fell asleep on the train 💤
Was supposed to get off at Yurakucho, but ended up in Hanno, Saitama..
Overslept for over 2 hours, and took the same amount of time to get back 😅
🏠 Messing up in a new house
After getting married, we built a house and started living in it...
A few days later, I got too drunk at a drinking party and... in the middle of the house 😭
My wife was furious 😡 lol
🐌 A night playing with snails
I drank at home and, feeling good, went to the balcony to smoke an e-cigarette... I remembered up to that point,
but then I found myself on the sofa.
I had been playing with snails on the balcony the whole time lol
🚶♂️ Where am I...?
I was so drunk, I was walking through an unfamiliar town.
💍 Anniversary is the winner announcement day
The winner announcement day is my wedding anniversary!
It might be funny that I only remember embarrassing blunders.
🩴 Sandal phone and flowerbed dive
My father and a neighbor friend were already sloshed from drinking all day, but still decided to go out for another drink at a bar.
While my dad was stumbling around and face-planting into a stranger's flowerbed,
the neighbor was holding a sandal to his ear and talking to himself.
As a middle school student at the time, I learned to fear alcohol.
😳 Foreigner and an unfamiliar ceiling
Woke up to an unfamiliar ceiling, with an unfamiliar foreigner sleeping next to me.
When I woke up, he woke up too,
and when he reached for my pants, telling me to take off my clothes because they were dirty, I ran away.
My younger self back then.
🏞 Story of sleeping in a nearby park
Once, when I was drinking at home with a few friends, each bringing their own alcohol,
we went from beer to wine to whiskey to sake... and before we knew it, we had mixed everything.
As a result, one of us, drunk, somehow snuck out of the room,
and was found sleeping on the ground in a nearby park in the middle of the night!
Glad it wasn't winter 🍺
😣 Only mundane blunders...
I'm sorry, I only have mundane anecdotes about being forced to drink to death by my seniors 😣💦⤵
🥹 Hakushu Highball Love
I'm nothing but grateful to be able to enjoy buying a Hakushu highball can every day.
🥋 Shoulder throw in the train
Around 11 PM after work, I was sitting right by the train coupling,
and right in front of me, in front of the door at the coupling,
a drunk man in a suit was repeatedly doing judo shoulder throws.
It was amusing to watch.
🦷 Utility pole vs. front teeth
My junior got so drunk he ran into a utility pole and broke two front teeth.
🔌 Power-off friend
My friend who suddenly powers off when drunk ☺️
But then comes back super energetic after 10 minutes ☺️
Apparently, he goes to the other side 😇w
🌸 Flowerbed jump and bleeding
When I had just turned 30, I jumped from a flowerbed onto the road in a drunken impulse.
I meant to jump up, but I fell forward and bled.
Thanks to being drunk, I didn't feel any embarrassment or pain.
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